05/16/2025 · 5:16 pm
One of the true joys of being an older man is articulating with sincere awe about magnificent women who cannot be had, with other men. It may not even be unique to older men; it can probably be applied to adult heterosexual males overall. I just happen to be an old guy.
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Tagged as 1980s, 1984, Bjork, breasts, Disney, George Lucas, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, Kate Capshaw, Kathleen Kennedy, Lars Von Trier, Lynda Carter, men, movies, Shelley Hack, Shiloh Hendrix, Star Wars, Steven Spielberg, The Sopranos, violence, women
04/13/2023 · 4:13 am
I know at least one or two of you out there have been wondering why I’ve posted so infrequently this year, and why I went completely AWOL from social media. Since the truth is bound to trickle out very soon, I thought I’d break the news here, where it can be shared with the most readers. Guess what friends:
💑 💒 💕 💘 ❣ I GOT MARRIED!!! 💑 💒 💕 💘 ❣
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Tagged as Atlanta, Bands I Useta Like, Bill Burr, despair, laughter, marriage, men, podcasts, stand-up comedy, true crime, women
05/12/2017 · 2:17 pm
I need to do my job as a website manager and give you something you need, that you didn’t know you did. Don’t get spoiled, this won’t happen very often. But if I’m hurting, which I am now more than ever, it means that the rest of the world is hurting even more.
So here’s what you need.

If it’s safe for space, it’s SFW.
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Tagged as 2017, Atlanta, Bands I Useta Like, Coke, depression, despair, Facebook, George Takei, Internet, John Waters, men, sexuality, social media, women
11/12/2016 · 12:33 pm
Let me be clear about something, so there is no misunderstanding amongst the finger-pointers.
I love women.

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More than probably
anything else. They are intrinsically exciting to me. Not just their hills and valleys; I can get worked into a froth thinking about Camille Paglia cocking an eyebrow. I have chased women at the expense of my sanity and livelihood, even the ones I wasn’t trying to fuck. Some women beam out female energy like a supernova, and I just want to be close to it, like a moth to a flame.
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Tagged as 2010s, 2016, breasts, brothers, censorship, Fight Club, men, Odds, Pepe LePew, Playgirl, political correctness, R. Crumb, social media, Super Mario Bros., vaginas, Ween, women
03/12/2016 · 2:40 pm

In my experience, I can’t recall ever hearing a woman whistle. In fact, I think women hate whistling.
Whistling is used by men because it’s the only sound we can make that can be heard over distance, or loud noise. Before my voice changed back in grade school, I could imitate the coach’s whistle so well, I could call all the kids back to the gym. Women’s voices never deepen to the point where they can’t shriek, so there’s no need for whistling. Continue reading →
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Tagged as 1937, 1955, 2002, Emmett Till, Frank Zappa, men, Opie & Anthony, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Steve the Whistler, whistling, women
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