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Tag Archives: 2022
Too Rare To Die
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3-D House of Vax
Something important to keep in mind right now; we do not live in “the Bad Timeline”. We live in Bad Times.
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Abort Yourself
Want to hear a funny story? It’s true, too. I used to be “pro-choice”, up until not that long ago. I was pretty outspoken about it back in high school. Why do you think that was?
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Carry Stress In The Jaw
This is more of a mass update/blog post than the typical fare I offer here, so please bear with me. Mucht appreciated in advance.
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Count To Fifty
The gist of my sentiments here today is this: on the 27th of this month, I will be fifty years old. I don’t understand it any better than you do. I feel no older than 38. I don’t look at my face, hands, or body and see those of a fifty-year-old man. I can walk a mile in ninety-degree weather without issues. I don’t talk about it much because my age is a recurring reminder that my ability to empathize with other humans will only continue to dissipate.
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