Tag Archives: 2016

11/10/2016 · 12:46 pm

Bless This Mess

No need to thank me. I won’t say “I told you so”. I won’t rub it in, or be a “sore winner”. I’m good like that.

I’m sorry you’re having trouble. (BONK) I’m sorry you’re having trouble.

Appreciate that the desire to gloat is strong, however. The Left made their bed; now they can die in it. They were so terrified of Bernie Sanders’ predicted landslide victory that they lied, cheated and stole to sabotage it. I’ll never, ever forget or forgive their cowardice and manipulation. But this is a “comedy site”, so let’s put all that aside for the time being. Continue reading →

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Filed under Bad Influences, Don't Know Don't Care, Idiot's Delight, Late To The Party, Uncategorized, Worst Of All

Tagged as 2001, 2008, 2012, 2016, 2016 election, 9/11/01, America, corporate crap, depression, despair, political correctness, politics, sellouts, whores

11/06/2016 · 6:12 pm

Meet Ben Franklin

From BIUL III.

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Filed under Comix Classic & Current, Don't Know Don't Care, Magazine Rack, Uncategorized

Tagged as 2016, Bands I Useta Like, Ben Franklin, comix, corporate crap, smartphones

11/04/2016 · 2:42 pm

Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail 2016

Last month, I kidded a friend that 2016 is The Year Everyone Died Or Sold Out. I figured if I joked about it, it might stop being true. Even though I am well acquainted with Fear and Loathing, this was the point where everyone else got acquainted with them too.

Even I wasn’t mentally prepared for the comedians caving in. That was the final straw for me on social media: well-known comedians abusing their influence by endorsing presidential candidates. Try to conjure an image of George Carlin backing Richard Nixon. You can’t, because Carlin was a brilliant mind with integrity. Entertainers publicly endorse a candidate because their corporate masters told them to, and the ones that do are whores. Straight up. Continue reading →

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Tagged as 2016, 2016 election, Ben Franklin, corporate crap, despair, Dylan Thomas, Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail '72, George Carlin, Henry David Thoreau, Hunter S. Thompson, National Lampoon, political cartoons, political correctness, politics, sellouts, Star Wars, suicide, the American Dream, whores

10/09/2016 · 8:58 pm

Obsessions of the Old Gravedigger

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Filed under Bad Influences, Comix Classic & Current, Magazine Rack, Nostalgic Obsessions

Tagged as 2010s, 2016, album art, Bands I Useta Like, comix, EC Comics, print, Rick Griffin, smartphones, technology, underground

09/24/2016 · 3:43 pm

Mannish Boy

Every so often, somebody inquires as to why the hell I call myself Matty Boy.

To which I affect my terrible Billy Bob Thornton impersonation, and reply, “would you ask Sonny Boy Williamson that?”

“Are you fucking with me?”

Since I’m referencing a radio debacle from years ago between Thornton and the guy from Moxy Fruvous, I receive blank looks in return. So let me clear the air a bit.

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Tagged as 1990, 1991, 2016, Bands I Useta Like, behind the scenes, Billy Bob Thornton, Bob Mothersbaugh, Booji Boy, DEVO, DMX, General Boy, Hunter S. Thompson, Mark Mothersbaugh, Mike the Pod, Moxy Fruvous, National Lampoon, Popeye, Savannah, Scott Shaw!, Sonny Boy Williamson

09/17/2016 · 3:09 pm

The Power Of Michelles

Not to put too fine a point on it, but in my experiences, girls named Michelle tend to be extra powerful.

As a dude, I’m not meant to understand it too deeply. I don’t know if spelling it with one “l” or two makes a difference. What I do know, is that if you value your soul, you do not mess around with girls named Michelle.

It would be impolite of me to get personal on this matter, so allow me to utilize a public example, and a shining one: Michelle Jenneke.

Michelle “Shelly” Jenneke is an Australian hurdler and model, who won a silver medal for the 100m hurdles at the 2010 Summer Youth Olympics. She won the 100m hurdles at the 2016 Australian Athletics Championships to qualify for the Rio Olympic Games. She received worldwide media attention in 2012 for her pre-race warm-up dance.

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Tagged as 1990s, 1999, 2012, 2016, athletes, Bruce McCulloch, Dan Hedaya, Dick (1999 movie), Harry Shearer, Kirsten Dunst, Michelle Jenneke, Michelle Williams, movies, music, Olympics, The Beatles, viral video, Will Ferrell, women

09/11/2016 · 1:43 pm

Intoleroids

From the 2016 Wish Book Catalog: Celebrate the 15th anniversary of America’s tolerance of the worst people in the world! Great gifts for anyone who fears free expression (from others), and the folks in your life who do nothing but tear down and destroy! Order now: before the right to criticize anything is taken away by the US government, to appease hateful, murderous bigots! Special discount for submissive would-be dissidents and useless virtue-signalers! Rat out your close friends and family online to get the whole set- FREE!

As seen on BIUL #2.

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Tagged as 2016, 9/11, 9/11/01, bloggers, censorship, comix, corporate crap, despair, Internet, political correctness, sellouts, whores

09/02/2016 · 11:11 am

Imaginary Black Friend

Don’t be the only kid on your block without one! It’s the hottest thing on Facebook!

From BIUL III.

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Tagged as 2016, Bands I Useta Like, black people, comix, corporate crap, political correctness, underground, white people, whores

08/07/2016 · 12:51 pm

The Final Time-Out

I was banned from Facebook for 24 hours. I guess I shared a .gif of bouncing boobies with my friend, on a private page. I don’t know or care, to be honest.

Go ahead, pull up Zuckerberg’s terms of service. Point out the exact fine print where it says titties are bad for social media. Tell me I’m on someone else’s digital property. Then print those terms out, roll them up, and shove them up your mother’s pussy. Sideways. Continue reading →