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05/14/2016 · 2:15 pm

“Last Exit”

When was the last time the name “Pearl Jam” sounded weird to you? Can you even remember when it didn’t sound like a band?

Eddie Vedder

Vitalogy, Pearl Jam’s experimental third album, was finally released in November of 1994. By that time, the record store I had assistant-managed was consumed by Blockbuster. Originally, I worked at “Tracks”, which was where I experienced Pearl Jam’s debut disc Ten, around ten times a day for several months. This resulted in a loathing of that album that burns to the present day. Continue reading →

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Tagged as 1990s, 1994, alternative music, Blockbuster, corporate crap, Dave Abbruzzese, depression, Eddie Vedder, Frank Zappa, grunge, Janeane Garofalo, Jeff Ament, Mike McCready, music, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Stone Gossard, Vitalogy

09/04/2015 · 4:10 pm

Afghan Whigs

Janeane Garofalo once stated that she got a reduction because she didn’t want to be the girl behind the mic with big boobs. I think my horrific fantasy from panel 3 validates her decision beautifully.

For whatever reason, I am generally alone in my desire to bang Janeane Garofalo. Maybe she seems gloomy and standoffish to other guys. I have many predilections, one of which is the Wednesday Addams type; cute (legal age) girls with hair as black as their hearts, and doom on the brain. It has undone me more times than I care to relate here. Continue reading →