Tag Archives: Cartoon Network

10/07/2020 · 7:10 am

Prince Variant, Seller of Collectibles

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Filed under Animation Analysis, Bad Influences, Comix Classic & Current, Faint Signals, Magazine Rack, Movies You Missed, Saturday Movie Matinee

Tagged as 2000s, 2008, 2015, Aaron MacGruder, Adult Swim, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Bands I Useta Like, bloggers, Carey Means, Cartoon Network, comic strips, comix, Evan Dorkin, fandom, John's Arm: Armageddon, Prince Variant, The Boondocks

02/15/2018 · 3:42 pm

Arm’s Length

I won’t lie to you; I’m a conceited guy. I probably possess an overabundance of confidence in my own skills. As I grow older, I try to temper this arrogance, because I’ve seen how it can drive others away; friends, loved ones, fans. But you must understand the importance of this feature (not a bug). In today’s world, you have to be crazy to get anything accomplished.

I have a “Messiah complex”, for which I blame no one but myself. My endless vitriol directed at the entertainment universe springs from the concrete belief that I can do better for you. I can give you what you really want.

I can save you.

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Filed under Animation Analysis, Bad Influences, Comix Classic & Current, Faint Signals, Idiot's Delight, Late To The Party, Movies You Missed, Saturday Movie Matinee

Tagged as 1984, 2000s, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2005, 2008, 2009, Adult Swim, Aram Khachaturian, Atlanta, Atlanta Underground Film Festival, Bear With Searing Gas Pain, behind the scenes, Billy Jack, breasts, Buckaroo Banzai, Cartoon Network, Edgar Winter, Flash, John's Arm: Armageddon, laughter, Louis CK, Mike the Pod, movies, Newgrounds, Saturday morning cartoons, Sordid Hollow, Tailothepup, underground

06/22/2017 · 10:15 am

Matty Watches Transformers: The Last Knight

As an “underground” artist, I go broke often. Sometimes I have to sacrifice comfort or nourishment to pay my rent.

Sometimes, I’m broke because I’m a total assclown who takes public transportation across town to see a $22 popcorn movie, alone. (I didn’t have enough for actual popcorn.)

Even while facing the consequences, I have no regrets.

I don’t know what the hell Al Gore had to do with the history of Transformers, and I don’t want to know. I had to sit through the trailer for his second bullshit global-warming scare film, and he can go fuck himself with an iceberg.

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Filed under Bad Influences, Idiot's Delight, Movies You Missed, Nostalgic Obsessions, Robot Toy Fetish, Saturday Movie Matinee, Unfairly Maligned

Tagged as 1980s, 1986, 1988, 1990s, 1991, 1996, 2000, 2007, 2008, 2017, 3-D, Cartoon Network, corporate crap, Dark of the Moon, Godzilla, Hasbro, Mark Wahlberg, Michael Bay, movies, Optimus Prime, Revenge of the Fallen, Robert Loggia, Steve Buscemi, The Simpsons, The Transformers: The Movie, Tom Hanks, Transformers, Zero Mostel

06/21/2016 · 5:23 pm

Soul Coughing

All comics I produced from 2006-2008 were written and drawn during the production of my movie, John’s Arm: Armageddon. I jumped the gun by putting a “release date” on my shirt in the opening panel. Here’s why.

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