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Alask, Poor Popeyes

I’m sure by now a lot of you have seen the trailer for the upcoming CGI Popeye, and unless the sailor is a stranger to you, you noticed a lack of a certain tooty trademark. That’s right folks: a Popeye without a pipe is not a Popeye, and a donut without a hole is a Danish.

It defies all sense. As recently as 2011 we had a terrific Tintin movie with a captain who literally cannot function without liquor, and jumpstarts a seaplane engine with merely his breath. Even the portrait of Popeye on canned spinach labels in grocery stores has the pipe in his mouth. He cannot complete his own theme song without it!!!

I foresaw this gut-shot of political correctness as an 11th grader, and wrote this strip for the school paper. I redrew it two years later for the first issue of Mike The Pod Comix. The lines around the type are because I typed out all the Blockheads’ lines on my old Brother, then sliced them out with a razor blade and glued them directly onto the artwork.

1991:

Popeye

 

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The Trials of LOL

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Rejected Pokèmon

From The Last Laugh, December 1999 issue.

RejectedPokemonBelieve it or not, this was the best scan I could get. Cut me some slack, it was last century.

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A Cartoonist Goes To Jail

This is a project that will be previewed in the Bands I Useta Like Summer Super Special Spring Break Special. Expanded, it’ll be 48 pages- a page for every day I spent in Fulton County Jail. Doing these strips is sheer agony, so:

1. I’m looking into crowdfunding options, because not only would this require funds, I require motivation to do this instead of more fun things, like say anything else.

2. Individual pages will be for sale. Signed, whatever ya want.

Contact me for more information. I’ll let you see more if you’re nice to me.

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Learn To Draw With MATTYtm

What? I didn’t say learn to draw well.

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Banquet Closing After Holidays

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The time has come to retire this particular edition and make room for the next one. After the end of 2014, I will be taking BATHROOM BANQUET offline. If you were hesitating to buy it, STOP HESITATING. Also you might have noticed that I’ve made it so you can share posts. SO SHARE AWAY!

Oh, and maybe I’m stating the obvious, but I make money from this. So buy now. Er, please. Thank you.

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Bored White Suburban Neo-Hippie Rich Kid

From Drop Dead, 1993.

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Nine Inch Nails

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Credit where it’s due: I rag on Trent Reznor because I know he’s capable of things like “La Mer”, from The Fragile.

I intended to back this up for you with a video link, but the relevant album version has been scrubbed from YouTube as far as I can tell. Sorry.

 

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Art of Noise

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I still really dig this song.

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Happy Birthday, Ya Ol’ Crumb

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