{"id":931,"date":"2015-11-11T23:11:47","date_gmt":"2015-11-12T04:11:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bandsiusetalike.com\/biul\/?p=931"},"modified":"2015-11-12T20:55:04","modified_gmt":"2015-11-13T01:55:04","slug":"bands-i-useta-like-ii-banned-from-school","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bandsiusetalike.com\/biul\/bands-i-useta-like-ii-banned-from-school\/","title":{"rendered":"Bands I Useta Like II: Banned From School<\/i>"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\n<\/a>To All Students:<\/p>\n

It has come to this administration’s attention that there is now a second 32-page issue of “Bands I Useta Like” magazine. You may recall the trouble that resulted on campus after the first pile of this filth appeared. We do not want a repeat of that incident. Ergo;<\/p>\n

“Bands I Useta Like” magazine is hereby banned from the campus. All copies found will be confiscated and destroyed.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Fertile young minds such as yours need not be polluted by these foul, nihilistic comic books, and as educators, we owe the student body a “safe space”, far away from the ideas and privilege of self-proclaimed “humorists”. Just because this is a place of learning doesn’t mean it has to be scary.<\/p>\n

[TRIGGER WARNING<\/strong>] We have found that the second issue of “BIUL” is much worse than the first, featuring suicide, assassins, violence, vandalism, defecation, and anal penetration with a foreign object. It is precisely the sort of comic book we hoped had gone away forever. But the creator of “BIUL” is a sick man, stuck in the past, intent on celebrating long-dead pastimes. His knowledge of the world of music and its appreciation is highly mendacious. He is capricious, brutal, and no one you should ever emulate.<\/p>\n

The only way to discourage this disturbed individual is to\u00a0not purchase his product.<\/strong> This is key to keeping “Bands I Useta Like” away from your school. If you don’t buy it, the other students can’t get their hands on it, unless they click this link<\/a>.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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AVAILABLE NOW!!!<\/a><\/b><\/p><\/div>\n

The rest is up to you. The faculty is powerless to keep you from buying “Bands I Useta Like”; all we can do is confiscate it on sight and destroy it, which makes it a waste of your allowance. You’d be better off tucking it away in a bag somewhere. But we implore you, keep that garbage off campus; any lessons that could be gleaned from it are the wrong ones. The purity of your minds and thoughts is our utmost priority.<\/p>\n

Best of regards,
\nYour Principal<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

To All Students: It has come to this administration’s attention that there is now a second 32-page issue of “Bands I Useta Like” magazine. 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