{"id":778,"date":"2015-10-30T00:19:38","date_gmt":"2015-10-30T04:19:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bandsiusetalike.com\/biul\/?p=778"},"modified":"2016-07-06T18:48:13","modified_gmt":"2016-07-06T22:48:13","slug":"all-hallows-eats-iv-kreme-warriors","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bandsiusetalike.com\/biul\/all-hallows-eats-iv-kreme-warriors\/","title":{"rendered":"All Hallows’ Eats IV: Kreme Warriors"},"content":{"rendered":"

This is it folks; the final chapter for 2015. If you still aren’t full and\/or sick after reading this, here are the first<\/a>, second<\/a>, and third<\/a>\u00a0chapters. Spoiler alert: Freddy dies in this one. From an overdose of candy corn.<\/p>\n

\"Lofthouse<\/a>

Lofthouse Candy Corn Frosted Cookies<\/b><\/p><\/div>\n

I have a confession to make; this is all a facade so I can eat as much sweets as I want. I am a sick individual. Unless I photograph and document this crap, I am merely a middle-aged man horking down cookies alone in his room. Technically, I still am.<\/p>\n

These cookies are very flaky and soft, which is an evil plan to make you place one on the palm of your hand and eat it whole like a horse to keep it from crumbling. I managed to space them out over two days so I didn’t die in my sleep. They kinda taste like candy corn, but it doesn’t matter. Lofthouse makes cookies that would drive a certain blue Muppet monster into a feeding frenzy. They’re frigging scrumptious, is what I’m saying.<\/p>\n

\"M&M's<\/a>

M&M’s White Candy Corn<\/b><\/p><\/div>\n

This is the mic drop on candy corn for 2015. Surprisingly, it was one of the last items of this flavor available; maybe people are finally corned out. But let there be no argument- this is the best-tasting candy of this variety I’ve had this year. M&M got the candy corn flavor dead-on, probably because they used white (artificial) chocolate, which is kind of close anyway. The miserable orange M in the kernel costume ensures this entry receives highest BOOdos.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

\"Krispy<\/a>

Krispy Kreme Halloween assortment (picked by me)<\/b><\/p><\/div>\n

I actually waited too long to visit KK, and a lot of the seasonal donuts were already sold out. If you live outside of the franchise, let me tell you a few things about Krispy Kreme.<\/p>\n