{"id":5567,"date":"2020-12-12T12:12:00","date_gmt":"2020-12-12T17:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bandsiusetalike.com\/biul\/?p=5567"},"modified":"2024-12-21T10:20:48","modified_gmt":"2024-12-21T15:20:48","slug":"concrete-blonde","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bandsiusetalike.com\/biul\/concrete-blonde\/","title":{"rendered":"Concrete Blonde"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"409\" data-attachment-id=\"5568\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.bandsiusetalike.com\/biul\/concrete-blonde\/biul_concreteblonde\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bandsiusetalike.com\/biul\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/BIUL_ConcreteBlonde.jpg?fit=1100%2C900&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1100,900\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-title=\"BIUL_ConcreteBlonde\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bandsiusetalike.com\/biul\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/BIUL_ConcreteBlonde.jpg?fit=500%2C409&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bandsiusetalike.com\/biul\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/BIUL_ConcreteBlonde.jpg?resize=500%2C409&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5568\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bandsiusetalike.com\/biul\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/BIUL_ConcreteBlonde.jpg?resize=1024%2C838&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bandsiusetalike.com\/biul\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/BIUL_ConcreteBlonde.jpg?resize=300%2C245&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bandsiusetalike.com\/biul\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/BIUL_ConcreteBlonde.jpg?resize=768%2C628&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bandsiusetalike.com\/biul\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/BIUL_ConcreteBlonde.jpg?resize=600%2C491&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bandsiusetalike.com\/biul\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/BIUL_ConcreteBlonde.jpg?w=1100&amp;ssl=1 1100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br>I don&#8217;t really have to link the song, do I? <em>We all know what I&#8217;m talking about!<\/em> It&#8217;s not like they had another Top 20 song!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The above comic strip is a reasonably accurate depiction of what it&#8217;s like being in my car. Poetic license is taken in that I would literally never turn on a car radio. There hasn&#8217;t been a decent station in Georgia for at least a decade. We used to have Grown Folks and Album 88. Now we have autotune, alarm-clock beats and never-ending leftist propaganda. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;<strong>Joey<\/strong>&#8221; is the ninth track from\u00a0Concrete Blonde&#8217;s third and most successful album,\u00a0<em>Bloodletting<\/em>. The song was released in 1990 and was written and sung by\u00a0Johnette Napolitano. Napolitano mentioned in her book\u00a0<em>Rough Mix<\/em>\u00a0that the song was written about her relationship with\u00a0Marc Moreland\u00a0of the band\u00a0Wall of Voodoo, who would eventually die of kidney failure following a liver transplant. The song was written in a cab on the way to a photo studio in Philadelphia; it was the last vocal recorded on the album due to Napolitano&#8217;s reluctance to record the lyrics, which were hard for her to deal with.<\/p>\n<cite><em>&#8211;<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Joey_(Concrete_Blonde_song)\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Wikipedius<\/a><\/em><\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That&#8217;s some raw material, eh? Singers really went for broke in 1990. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ah crap it&#8217;s stuck in my head now. I tried. I seriously tried. Plus on top of it I&#8217;m visualizing a favorite musician&#8217;s losing battle with alcoholism. I need to go for a walk. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I don&#8217;t really have anything else for this round (as evinced by the titular comic strip), so I&#8217;ll resort to what everybody else does* to farm content; eat junk food in front of a camera. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed aligncenter is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"500\" height=\"282\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/81srwqtCCYA?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">*Everybody but glow-in-the-dark simpleton &#8220;Baked Alaska&#8221;, who calls mace &#8220;content spray&#8221; even though he himself was hilariously the first to be felled by it at the fabled Charlottesville march. Despite his widely-publicized and pathetic meltdown at that event, he casually skeets pepper spray at random people for &#8220;content&#8221;, such as a bouncer who would&#8217;ve been within his rights to curbstomp this fucking dimwit. You couldn&#8217;t ask for a more <em>useful idiot<\/em>, and if he skates jail time again, it&#8217;s proof that &#8220;Baked Alaska&#8221; is one of those incandescent people that Terry A. Davis warned you about. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Wait- did Baked Alaska get a <em>concrete<\/em> milkshake thrown at him, or was that just Andy Ngo? Because if so, that would tie this whole mess together nicely; get it? Baked Alaska has bleached-blonde Guy Fieri douche-bag hair, and it had concrete in it? Eh? Is that too much of a reach?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">[If nothing in the previous paragraphs made sense to you, congratulations, you are properly limiting your exposure to Internet culture. Well done.]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t really have to link the song, do I? We all know what I&#8217;m talking about! 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