{"id":4505,"date":"2019-01-07T16:40:41","date_gmt":"2019-01-07T21:40:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bandsiusetalike.com\/biul\/?p=4505"},"modified":"2019-01-07T16:42:17","modified_gmt":"2019-01-07T21:42:17","slug":"the-hollies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bandsiusetalike.com\/biul\/the-hollies\/","title":{"rendered":"The Hollies"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bandsiusetalike.com\/biul\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/BIUL_The_Hollies.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"410\" data-attachment-id=\"4506\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.bandsiusetalike.com\/biul\/the-hollies\/biul_the_hollies\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bandsiusetalike.com\/biul\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/BIUL_The_Hollies.jpg?fit=1000%2C819&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1000,819\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-title=\"BIUL_The_Hollies\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bandsiusetalike.com\/biul\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/BIUL_The_Hollies.jpg?fit=500%2C410&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bandsiusetalike.com\/biul\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/BIUL_The_Hollies.jpg?resize=500%2C410\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4506\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bandsiusetalike.com\/biul\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/BIUL_The_Hollies.jpg?w=1000&amp;ssl=1 1000w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bandsiusetalike.com\/biul\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/BIUL_The_Hollies.jpg?resize=300%2C246&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bandsiusetalike.com\/biul\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/BIUL_The_Hollies.jpg?resize=768%2C629&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bandsiusetalike.com\/biul\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/BIUL_The_Hollies.jpg?resize=600%2C491&amp;ssl=1 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Alright before you say anything, this ain&#8217;t one of my favorites. It actually represents a lot of painful things for me personally. So just know that going in.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><div>I don&#8217;t know what it looks like to you, but this strip was drawn at a time when I was all over the place emotionally, and I overcompensated with a kudzu wall of text. 2010 was when I&#8217;d just broken up with a longtime girlfriend. See the bearded dude in the wheelchair at lower right? No, that&#8217;s not her, smartass- that&#8217;s a real quote, that guy said that to me on the corner of Ponce De Leon and Boulevard. My girlfriend was driving, and I had the window down. Some guy who looked like that in 2007 said to me <em>&#8220;Hey,\u00a0you\u00a0sure\u00a0got\u00a0a\u00a0pretty\u00a0wife.\u00a0Can\u00a0I\u00a0borrow\u00a0your\u00a0credit\u00a0card?&#8221;<\/em> Verbatim. <\/div><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So yeah, I lament the loss of this particular girlfriend, let&#8217;s leave it at that. And by the way; most MARTA stations don&#8217;t really look like this anymore. They&#8217;ve made a lot of progress since 2010, and many of our crazier transients have died off or mutated into subterranean organisms. I hope that&#8217;s not the case with Willie Terry, who is nominally depicted from memory in the last panel. With the bulge. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-youtube aligncenter wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"500\" height=\"282\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/wiziX6u16gQ?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I don&#8217;t see him around anymore. Maybe he got too much exposure. Maybe he already was a subterranean organism. I&#8217;m not exactly hunting for the dude, he was just somebody that you&#8217;d see on different corners in town, over where Briarcliff becomes Moreland, for example. In spandex, waving a cane, with some kinda mega-goiter in his crotch.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-youtube wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"500\" height=\"282\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/11fK6TmM6mU?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I don&#8217;t really want to talk about this either. Also, the Pac-Man cap my childhood self is wearing in panel 2 unearths another painful memory. It was ruined in second grade, when a bully squeezed my juice box and grapefruit juice sprayed all over it. It was a real, original &#8220;Pac-Man&#8221; baseball cap. I stopped wearing hats after that, and decades after it would have made a goddamn difference, someone invented hard plastic juice-box covers that prevent bullies from squirting you when you go for a sip. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Goddamn this strip just makes me angry. Nine years ago you say? Holy fuck. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"350\" height=\"278\" data-attachment-id=\"4507\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.bandsiusetalike.com\/biul\/the-hollies\/_pacman\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bandsiusetalike.com\/biul\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/pacman.jpg?fit=350%2C278&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"350,278\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-title=\"_pacman\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bandsiusetalike.com\/biul\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/pacman.jpg?fit=350%2C278&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bandsiusetalike.com\/biul\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/pacman.jpg?resize=350%2C278\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4507\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bandsiusetalike.com\/biul\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/pacman.jpg?w=350&amp;ssl=1 350w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bandsiusetalike.com\/biul\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/pacman.jpg?resize=300%2C238&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px\" \/><figcaption>Now imagine this, but with yellow stains. I shoulda burned that kid&#8217;s house down.<br><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I can&#8217;t believe I was given <em>grapefruit&nbsp;juice<\/em> to drink in grade school. In fact, I recall also having a grapefruit the size of a boxing glove for breakfast every day. I don&#8217;t know what the hell my parents were trying to pull. They sent me off to school <em>roiling<\/em> with citric acid. Then at recess, I&#8217;d make my daily attempt to jump off the swings, sloshing this caustic miasma internally until I&#8217;d end up heaving my guts out in the nurse&#8217;s office. Holy shit what a breakthrough. I was sick all the time because I was living on nothing but citrus and circus peanuts. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Here&#8217;s &#8220;Carrie Anne&#8221;. There&#8217;s no way Carrie-Anne Moss wasn&#8217;t named after this song.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-youtube wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"500\" height=\"282\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/l_e--JwaJtY?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">One could argue that&#8217;s their best; there isn&#8217;t contemporary equivalent to this as far as harmonizing goes. There aren&#8217;t guys who can sing and play like this anymore. Am I wrong? Prove me wrong! (These guys apparently still perform, however.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You know what &#8220;ASMR&#8221; means, right? &#8220;<a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" aria-label=\"Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response (opens in a new tab)\" href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Autonomous_sensory_meridian_response\" target=\"_blank\">Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response<\/a>&#8220;; basically tingles brought on by something you hear. It could be whispers, or certain ambient noises. &#8220;Frisson&#8221; is the goosebumps\/hair standing on end thing. Now you know why these vocal harmonies are such a big deal; it&#8217;s almost on a medicinal level. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Another thing to remember about the Hollies; <strong>they&nbsp;sounded&nbsp;better&nbsp; on&nbsp;vinyl.<\/strong> <em>That&#8217;s<\/em> when you could put your ear up to the speaker. The following video will sound <em>nowhere&nbsp;near<\/em> as good as the <em>actual vinyl record on a regular turntable<\/em>. You <strong>have&nbsp;to&nbsp;understand&nbsp;this.<\/strong> On a recent podcast, I learned that a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bandsiusetalike.com\/biul\/i-am-better-than-maddox\/\">particular former legend of Web 1.0<\/a> believed that MP3s were superior to vinyl. I was <em>aghast<\/em> at this. That&#8217;s the same as saying movies are better quality <em>on&nbsp;your&nbsp;phone.&nbsp;<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-youtube wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"500\" height=\"282\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/DZEoKqjfvkw?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hard to believe how short pop songs useta be, huh?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Here&#8217;s &#8220;He Ain&#8217;t Heavy, He&#8217;s My Brother&#8221;. I&#8217;m not the biggest fan of it, to be honest. It got a lot of replay in the late &#8217;70s, when popular music in general was depressing as fuck. &#8220;Heavy&#8221; used to mean something different; it wasn&#8217;t related to weight. Holy shit, I am literally talking to you like Doc Brown, from a relatively appropriate time for the context. That&#8217;s&#8230; you gotta admit that&#8217;s pretty funny. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-youtube wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"500\" height=\"282\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/biUcvPK82kA?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Maybe I don&#8217;t hate this strip as much as I thought; it&#8217;s just dense. It&#8217;s telling that I reviewed it backward. That line about the &#8220;lonely meandering hippies&#8221; got a chuckle out of me- is that not what that mode of harmonica playing evokes? Listen to the track above, and try not to picture hippies shambling along a roadside, resplendent in filthy denim and fringe, amber sunset in the distance, &#8220;gotta head for the next town Moonbeam, too many hassles back there man, people made it too heavy.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-youtube wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"500\" height=\"282\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/f-EKGsrq39E?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alright before you say anything, this ain&#8217;t one of my favorites. 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