{"id":3669,"date":"2017-09-04T23:07:18","date_gmt":"2017-09-05T03:07:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bandsiusetalike.com\/biul\/?p=3669"},"modified":"2017-09-04T23:07:18","modified_gmt":"2017-09-05T03:07:18","slug":"king-missile","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bandsiusetalike.com\/biul\/king-missile\/","title":{"rendered":"King Missile"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bandsiusetalike.com\/biul\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/BIUL_KingMissile.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3670\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.bandsiusetalike.com\/biul\/king-missile\/biul_kingmissile\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bandsiusetalike.com\/biul\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/BIUL_KingMissile.jpg?fit=1000%2C818&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1000,818\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"BIUL_KingMissile\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bandsiusetalike.com\/biul\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/BIUL_KingMissile.jpg?fit=500%2C409&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3670\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bandsiusetalike.com\/biul\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/BIUL_KingMissile.jpg?resize=500%2C409\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"409\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bandsiusetalike.com\/biul\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/BIUL_KingMissile.jpg?w=1000&amp;ssl=1 1000w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bandsiusetalike.com\/biul\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/BIUL_KingMissile.jpg?resize=300%2C245&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bandsiusetalike.com\/biul\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/BIUL_KingMissile.jpg?resize=768%2C628&amp;ssl=1 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>For the uninitiated:<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"500\" height=\"282\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/WVJ-Wlacc-E?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>And of course:<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"500\" height=\"282\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/mIUk08iYZKE?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Good luck getting that shit out of your head now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2,3],"tags":[105,629,38,820,2347,280,47,2810,16,1147,2809,14,423,159,2811,2812,1778,20],"class_list":["post-3669","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bad-influences","category-classic-comix","tag-1980s","tag-629","tag-1990s","tag-820","tag-2347","tag-alternative-music","tag-bands-i-useta-like","tag-cake","tag-comic","tag-dead-milkmen","tag-king-missile","tag-music","tag-nyc","tag-parental-advisory-labels","tag-revolting-cocks","tag-richard-kern","tag-soul-coughing","tag-strips"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p53HmY-Xb","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":3666,"url":"https:\/\/www.bandsiusetalike.com\/biul\/the-king-of-the-world-as-far-as-i-know\/","url_meta":{"origin":3669,"position":0},"title":"The King Of The World (As Far As I Know)","author":"MattyBoy","date":"09\/03\/2017","format":false,"excerpt":"I came to love and appreciate Steely Dan over the course of my twenties. 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