{"id":3566,"date":"2017-06-22T10:15:44","date_gmt":"2017-06-22T14:15:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bandsiusetalike.com\/biul\/?p=3566"},"modified":"2017-07-01T15:13:09","modified_gmt":"2017-07-01T19:13:09","slug":"matty-watches-transformers-the-last-knight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bandsiusetalike.com\/biul\/matty-watches-transformers-the-last-knight\/","title":{"rendered":"Matty Watches Transformers: The Last Knight<\/i>"},"content":{"rendered":"

As an “underground” artist, I go broke often<\/em>. Sometimes I have to sacrifice comfort or nourishment to pay my rent.<\/p>\n

Sometimes, I’m broke because I’m a total assclown who takes public transportation across town to see a $22 popcorn movie, alone. (I didn’t have enough for actual popcorn.)<\/p>\n

Even while facing the consequences, I have no regrets.<\/p>\n

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I don’t know what the hell Al Gore had to do with the history of Transformers, and I don’t want to know. I had to sit through the trailer for his second bullshit global-warming scare film, and he can go fuck himself with an iceberg.<\/p><\/div>\n

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It’s alright if you don’t understand this compulsion. It’s irrational. I accept that I have a lifelong obsession with a franchise of children’s toys. I’m far from the only one, which is why we’ve been graced with five<\/em>\u00a0mega-budget Michael Bay movies in the last ten years. I see myself like Bleeding Gums Murphy from\u00a0The Simpsons<\/em>, with his costly Faberge egg habit.<\/p>\n