{"id":291,"date":"2014-12-11T21:34:07","date_gmt":"2014-12-12T02:34:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bandsiusetalike.com\/biul\/?p=291"},"modified":"2014-12-11T21:34:07","modified_gmt":"2014-12-12T02:34:07","slug":"mcnugget-anatomy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bandsiusetalike.com\/biul\/mcnugget-anatomy\/","title":{"rendered":"McNugget Anatomy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It may seem obvious, but when over a million people see your creation, it is quite a rush. When you make something that goes viral, I explained to a friend recently, it&#8217;s like surfing the inside of a tornado. It&#8217;s euphoric, but it taxes your emotional equilibrium, and if you aren&#8217;t careful it becomes an addiction. How would you handle the attention of a million people?<\/p>\n<p>Sometime in 1999 (I think) I conjured up this piece, basing the shapes on the most common McNuggets. Nothing I have done since has elicited the same level of emotion and hysteria from readers, which I take great pride in. And despite my commitment to accuracy (for example, the crunch of the &#8216;eye&#8217;), I still enjoy eating the godforsaken things on occasion.<\/p>\n<p>Before you ask, yes, there were t-shirts and posters. Grimace ate them all.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bandsiusetalike.com\/biul\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/mcnugget_anatomy.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"295\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.bandsiusetalike.com\/biul\/mcnugget-anatomy\/mcnugget_anatomy\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bandsiusetalike.com\/biul\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/mcnugget_anatomy.jpg?fit=800%2C1563&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"800,1563\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-title=\"mcnugget_anatomy\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bandsiusetalike.com\/biul\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/mcnugget_anatomy.jpg?fit=500%2C977&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-295\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bandsiusetalike.com\/biul\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/mcnugget_anatomy.jpg?resize=500%2C977\" alt=\"mcnugget_anatomy\" width=\"500\" height=\"977\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bandsiusetalike.com\/biul\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/mcnugget_anatomy.jpg?w=800&amp;ssl=1 800w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bandsiusetalike.com\/biul\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/mcnugget_anatomy.jpg?resize=153%2C300&amp;ssl=1 153w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bandsiusetalike.com\/biul\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/mcnugget_anatomy.jpg?resize=524%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 524w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It may seem obvious, but when over a million people see your creation, it is quite a rush. When you make something that goes viral, I explained to a friend recently, it&#8217;s like surfing the inside of a tornado. It&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bandsiusetalike.com\/biul\/mcnugget-anatomy\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2,3,78,10],"tags":[42,38,136,137,18,56,134,101,132,133,26,135,43],"class_list":["post-291","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bad-influences","category-classic-comix","category-eatable-things","category-nostalgic-obsessions","tag-tbt","tag-1990s","tag-anatomy","tag-chicken","tag-comedy","tag-corporate-crap","tag-fast-food","tag-last-laugh","tag-mcdonalds","tag-mcnuggets","tag-mike-the-pod","tag-old-internet","tag-throwback-thursday"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p53HmY-4H","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1272,"url":"https:\/\/www.bandsiusetalike.com\/biul\/the-gift-of-sound-and-vision\/","url_meta":{"origin":291,"position":0},"title":"The Gift of Sound and Vision","author":"MattyBoy","date":"01\/14\/2016","format":false,"excerpt":"The greatest living rock star has now left us to join the cosmos, at the Piscean age of 69. 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