{"id":2472,"date":"2016-09-17T15:09:14","date_gmt":"2016-09-17T19:09:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bandsiusetalike.com\/biul\/?p=2472"},"modified":"2016-09-25T15:09:46","modified_gmt":"2016-09-25T19:09:46","slug":"the-power-of-michelles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bandsiusetalike.com\/biul\/the-power-of-michelles\/","title":{"rendered":"The Power Of Michelles"},"content":{"rendered":"

Not to put too fine a point on it, but in my experiences, girls named Michelle tend to be\u00a0extra powerful.<\/em><\/p>\n

As a dude, I’m not meant to understand it too deeply. I don’t know if spelling it with one “l” or two makes a difference. What I do know, is that if you value your soul, you\u00a0do not mess around with girls named Michelle.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

It would be impolite of me to get personal on this matter, so allow me to utilize a public example, and a shining one:\u00a0Michelle Jenneke.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Michelle “Shelly” Jenneke is an Australian hurdler and model, who won a silver medal for the 100m hurdles at the 2010 Summer Youth Olympics. She won the 100m hurdles at the 2016 Australian Athletics Championships to qualify for the Rio Olympic Games. She received worldwide media attention in 2012 for her pre-race warm-up dance.<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Okay, about that last sentence. Note the use of “worldwide”. If your heart rate accelerated as mine\u00a0just\u00a0did, you’re familiar with the warm-up in question. If not, use extreme caution while viewing the following video.<\/p>\n