{"id":2238,"date":"2016-07-28T13:48:51","date_gmt":"2016-07-28T17:48:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bandsiusetalike.com\/biul\/?p=2238"},"modified":"2016-09-27T00:27:37","modified_gmt":"2016-09-27T04:27:37","slug":"biul-iii-turd-times-the-charm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bandsiusetalike.com\/biul\/biul-iii-turd-times-the-charm\/","title":{"rendered":"BIUL III: Turd Time’s The Charm"},"content":{"rendered":"

The third issue of\u00a0BANDS I USETA LIKE MAGAZINE\u00a0<\/strong>is NOW AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE<\/a>.<\/p>\n

\"BIUL3_cover_preview\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Unlike the first two issues, this one is 100% NEW MATERIAL.<\/p>\n

For example:<\/p>\n

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  1. Another character from Mike The Pod Animation makes his long-awaited return. Kind of.<\/li>\n
  2. Since you kids seem to like coloring books so much, there are\u00a0pages you can color.<\/strong><\/li>\n
  3. You’ll meet the Musical Meddler Squad, with whom you’ll se<\/em>lect your own destiny<\/em>\u00a0in 2017.<\/li>\n
  4. You’ll see what goes on inside your refrigerator when the door is closed.<\/li>\n
  5. You’ll find out the\u00a0“TRUTH”<\/strong> about Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix, Brian Jones and MORE.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    There will be a signing in September*, so you can all see how much older and more haggard I look in person. More on that as it develops.<\/p>\n

    *There was. It went great.<\/p>\n

    <\/a><\/p>\n

    Be ready. The proverbial fan is spattered with shit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    The third issue of\u00a0BANDS I USETA LIKE MAGAZINE\u00a0is NOW AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE. Unlike the first two issues, this one is 100% NEW MATERIAL. 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