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2014<\/a> | 2015<\/a> | 2016<\/a> | 2017<\/a> | 2018<\/a> | 2019<\/a> | 2020<\/a> | 2021<\/a> | 2022<\/a> | 2023<\/a> |<\/strong> 2024<\/a> | 2025<\/a><\/strong> | 2026<\/a><\/strong> |<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

2014<\/em>
Friday the 13th: A New Beginning<\/a>
Why I’m Not Actually Lazy<\/a>
After These Messages…<\/a>
The Folder<\/a>
Come In, Orson<\/a>
So Here’s What Happened<\/a>
U2: F U<\/a>
Drinking With Hamsters<\/a>
Generation Swine<\/a>
Resident Evil: Retribution<\/em> (2012)<\/a>
Softballz<\/a><\/em>
A Cartoonist Goes To Jail<\/a>
Happy Birthday, Ya Ol’ Crumb<\/a>
Rejected Pokemon<\/a>
Kenner’s Action Toy Guide 1988<\/a>
The Trials of LOL<\/a>
Comic Relief 1985<\/a>
Alask, Poor Popeyes<\/a>
McNugget Anatomy<\/a>
Four Songs That Fudged Christmas<\/a>
Joewalshmas (December 26)<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

2015<\/em>
Oh, The Guilt<\/a>
Are You “Asking For It”?<\/a>
Where We Differ<\/a>
The Year In M.A.S.K.: 1987-1988<\/a>
5 Fabulous Fanfares<\/a>
10 Reasons Why I Love Gummo<\/em><\/a>
Trigger Warning<\/a>
In Praise Of Screaming Women<\/a>
The Killing Of A Chinese Bookie<\/a><\/em>
That ’90s Comic Book<\/a>
Starcade<\/a><\/em>
Bouillon Cube Theory<\/a>
Big Ban On Campus<\/a>
Atlanta Is My Lady<\/a>
Axl of Nazareth<\/a>
Ass-tacular Album Art<\/a>
All Hallows’ Eats<\/a>
Artifacts of Early Gaming<\/a>
All Hallows’ Eats II: The Candying<\/a>
About “Star Wars”<\/a>
Animation Analysis: Fritz the Cat<\/em><\/a>
Another Podcast!<\/a>
All Hallows’ Eats III: Candy Of The Corn<\/a>
Acid Reflux<\/a>
All Hallows’ Eats IV: Kreme Warriors<\/a>
Heart of Beef<\/a>
The Dictates of the Format<\/a>
Animation Analysis: Watership Down<\/em><\/a>
Bands I Useta Like II: Banned From School<\/a><\/em>
The 10 Funniest Movies Ever (Plus 5)<\/a>
Punch Drunk<\/a>
Comedy = Tragedy + Time<\/a>
Meat Shits<\/a>
I Go CRAZY<\/em><\/a>
Rock Monglers<\/a>
How To Die Hard<\/a>
Animation Analysis: The Iron Giant<\/em><\/a>
Tracey Ullman<\/a>
God Is Dead: Lemmy Kilmister 1945-2015<\/a>
They’re All Gonna Laugh At You!<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

2016<\/em>
Here’s Your Problem<\/a>
The Ur-Sample<\/a>
Michelle Shocked<\/a>
Aeon Flux: The Herodotus File<\/em><\/a>
Why I Have To Play Video Games<\/a>
The Gift of Sound and Vision<\/a>
Social Justice War Soldiers<\/a>
Hate Proof: Vengaboys’ “We Like To Party”<\/a>
I Never Liked You: INXS<\/a>
New Kids On The Block<\/a>
Hate Proof: George Benson’s “Give Me The Night”<\/a>
The Song That Can’t Be Named<\/a>
Blawgospheres<\/a>
L’il T-Rex Arms<\/a>
Pleasant Surprises<\/a>
Fresh & Fruity<\/a>
A Can’t-Miss Proposition<\/a>
Sailing The Seas Of Cheese<\/a><\/em>
Movies You Missed: Dredd<\/em><\/a>
Hate Proof: Tears For Fears’ “Head Over Heels”<\/a>
Hate Proof: Adam Ant’s “Goody Two Shoes”<\/a>
Lost Loves: Exit 57<\/em><\/a>
“Tunak Tunak Tun”<\/a>
The Thankless Life<\/a>
Hearts Are Trump<\/a>
Thatch<\/a><\/em>
Guiltiest Pleasure: Natural Born Killers<\/em><\/a>
What Bay Got Right<\/a>
Bad News, Worse Timing<\/a>
Big Time TV<\/a>
Women Don’t Whistle<\/a>
My First Necronomicon<\/a>
Movies You Missed: Entertainment<\/em><\/a>
The Mute Button<\/a>
Why Black People Are Mad (By A White Person)<\/a>
Reborted<\/a>
Movies You Missed: Apocalypto<\/em><\/a>
Forrestal<\/a>
I Don’t Like The Drugs (But The Drugs Like Me)<\/a>
Stickers All Over The Door<\/a>
Quicksand<\/a>
Chevy Chase<\/a>
When Mike Replaced Joel<\/a>
Windows of America<\/a>
“I Touch Myself”<\/a>
Lao Che<\/a>
A Fart In The Face<\/a>
“Retrovertigo”<\/a>
“Dental Hygiene Dilemma”<\/a>
Inherent Vice<\/a><\/em>
Bad Cineaste<\/a>
The 10 Best Kenny vs. Spenny<\/em> Moments<\/a>
The Thing With Smails<\/a>
Kidd Video<\/a><\/em>
Bundy Language<\/a>
“Last Exit”<\/a>
8 Shots of Absinthe<\/a>
Why I Love Jar Jar Binks<\/a>
Puttin’ On The Hits<\/a><\/em>
The 200th Post<\/a>
The Glory of GWAR<\/a>
A Pirate Looks At 44<\/a>
The Jizz<\/a>
“Mongoloid”<\/a>
Pure Evel<\/a>
After The Beep<\/a>
Animation Analysis: The Transformers: The Movie<\/em><\/a>
Dig Your Own Hole<\/a><\/em>
Air Raiders<\/a>
“Rappin’ Rodney”<\/a>
Helping Millennials Understand The Simpsons<\/em><\/a>
The Extract<\/em> Experiment<\/a>
When Broken<\/em> Broke<\/a>
Monchhichi<\/a>
The Culture Cudgel<\/a>
R. Buddy<\/a>
Blocklisting<\/a>
The Sifl and Olly Show<\/a><\/em>
BIUL III: Turd Time’s The Charm<\/a>
DEVO: The Good, The Bad, And The Mutated<\/a>
Tobacky & Me<\/a>
Rahway The Easy Way<\/a>
The Final Time-Out<\/a>
The Fifty-Percent Rule<\/a>
The Worst Comic Strip Ever<\/a>
Fear Of Darkness, Boat Of Love<\/a>
Your Emotions (Make You A Monster)<\/a>
Priviligious<\/a>
A Wronging Endorsement<\/a>
Animation Analysis: Heavy Metal<\/em><\/a>
I Forgot Altergott<\/a>
The Man Who Cries<\/a>
Jailbreak<\/a><\/em>
Hate Proof: Midi, Maxi & Efti’s “Bad Bad Boys”<\/a>
Career Immolation: A User’s Guide<\/a>
I Left Out ‘Kast<\/a>
My Back Pages<\/a>
Digital Diaspora<\/a>
Great Hamsters I Have Known<\/a>
The Power Of Michelles<\/a>
Thrills: A Retrospective<\/a>
The Cola Challenge<\/a>
Mannish Boy<\/a>
Brain Froud’s World of the Dark Crystal<\/em><\/a>
Charles Addams<\/a>
The Nightbreed<\/em> Chronicles<\/a>
Obsessions of the Old Gravedigger<\/a>
Songs To Scare You Stupid<\/a>
1941: The Illustrated Story<\/a>
(Every Day Is) Halloween<\/a>
Freddy vs. Jason<\/a><\/em>
The Hidden<\/a><\/em>
Mad Season<\/a>
Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail 2016<\/a>
Meet Ben Franklin<\/a>
Bless This Mess<\/a>
Oh, Brother<\/a>
Gridbug Chasers<\/a>
Shiller Time<\/a>
“The Logical Song”<\/a>
The Uncivil War<\/a>
The Kook Who Sat By The Door<\/a>
Comic Relief 1985 Part II: Electric Marmaduke<\/a>
Disappointment: Childhood’s Elegy<\/a>
No News Is Good News<\/a>
Shitting Monsters<\/a>
The Necco Betrayal<\/a>
Uncle Owen’s Cabin<\/a>
Invisible Legends<\/a>
Let’s Play Victim!<\/em><\/a>
Ze Brain On Ze Table<\/a>
Unfairly Maligned: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull<\/em><\/a>
Matty’s White-Knuckle, Sober Christmas<\/a>
Before It Was Choked On<\/a>
Ah Leia Akbar<\/a>
A Year In Review<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

2017<\/em>
You’re Winner!<\/a>
Moonlighting<\/a><\/em>
“All The Snakes Go Crazy”<\/a>
The Joke Shop<\/a>
Experience vs. Evidence<\/a>
The 300th Post<\/a>
Tales From Salted Earth<\/a>
21st Century Hatfields and McCoys<\/a>
Nothing That Hovers Is Good<\/a>
The Bumper Sticker<\/a>
3-D’s Nuts<\/a>
The Importance Of Being Unhappy<\/a>
Hate Proof: “You’re The Best (Around)”<\/a>
The Freeze<\/a>
They Shoot Presidents, Don’t They?<\/a>
A Snowball’s Chance In Hell<\/a>
The Commoditization Of Emotional Discovery<\/a>
Valentine’s Vern<\/a>
Regional Ambiguity<\/a>
Channel FUM<\/a>
Avuncular Nation<\/a>
Pet Ophelia<\/a>
Dear Bubble People<\/a>
Why We All Love Bill Paxton<\/a>
Meet The Musical Meddler Squad<\/a>
A Toast To Absent Friends<\/a>
The Face Of Kellyanne<\/a>
PaRappa the Crapper<\/a>
The End of the Line<\/a>
The 5 Greatest Television Show Themes<\/a>
The Shnoz of Charles de Gaulle<\/a>
Rock & Roll Will Never Die<\/a>
Just A Pod<\/a>
The Loudness War<\/a>
Signature Moves<\/a>
Hold Me And Cough<\/a>
Second Site<\/a>
The Legend of Dickie Goodman<\/a>
Disco Demolition Night<\/a>
Insecurities Fraud<\/a>
The 40-Year-Old Version<\/a>
Green Cards<\/a>
I Never Liked You: 2 Live Crew<\/a>
Forever Insufferable<\/a>
Not The Nineties!<\/a>
War Stars<\/a><\/em>
Declaration of Intellectual Immunity<\/a>
Chortle Combat<\/a>
Ancient Carvings<\/a>
What You Need To Hear<\/a>
Rocketry Club<\/a>
Forgotten Freedoms<\/a>
Where Is The Love?<\/a>
The Pac-simile<\/a>
Liaison of the Spiders<\/a>
Willy Murphy<\/a>
Not For You<\/a>
The Other No Exit<\/em><\/a>
Phuck Phones<\/a>
Name Your Rock Band<\/a>
The Pink Panther Problem<\/a>
Matty Watches Transformers: The Last Knight<\/em><\/a>
The Gadfly Trap<\/a>
No Dark Sarcasm In The Classroom<\/a>
The Day Pekar Died<\/a>
You Can Pick Your Nose, But You Can’t Pick Your Fans<\/a>
Barnstorming<\/a><\/em>
Mad Doctors of the Late 20th Century<\/a>
How To Be Garbage<\/a>
Million Dollar Extreme<\/a><\/em>
The King Of The World (As Far As I Know)<\/a>
2012: The Sketchbook<\/a>
On The Turning Away<\/a>
The Orphanage At Dreary Knolls<\/a><\/em>
Hiatus Hernia<\/a>
Little Girls, Little Guns<\/a>
Social Justice Whores<\/a>
It’s Not Real To Them, Damnit<\/a>
An Afternoon On The Playground<\/a>
The Catch-22<\/a>
Bully For You<\/a>
A Year In Review<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

2018<\/em>
How To Profit From The Coming Nuclear Holocaust<\/a><\/em>
Soft Human Flesh In Front Of You<\/a>
Generation Killjoy<\/a>
In The Beginning<\/a>
The 400th Post<\/a>
Let’s Play Nice!<\/a>
Valentine’s Vern II: The Squeakquel<\/a>
Arm’s Length<\/a>
Love At First Listen: Art Bears<\/a>
Bands I Useta Like:<\/em> The Unofficial Soundtrack, Vol. I & II<\/a>
Vern’s Vet Adventure<\/a>
The Itis of March<\/a>
Head Shots<\/a>
Five Alive<\/a>
Hurt Your Feelings<\/a>
Zuckerberg’s Guinea Pig<\/a>
Autobiographic Asphyxiation<\/a>
46th & Vern<\/a>
The Music of Mad Marbles<\/a>
Why Literally None Of It Matters<\/a>
Barf Boat<\/a>
Terminal and Malignant Fancer<\/a>
How To Tell Who’s Racist, Guaranteed<\/a>
Hairway To Steven<\/a><\/em>
The Tragedy of Cy-Kill<\/a>
Bicycle People<\/a>
Belabor Day<\/a>
I Am Better Than Maddox<\/a>
Hey, Where Can I Go?<\/a>
The Safe Space Race<\/a>
Orangy<\/a>
Earn This<\/a>
I Saw Ween<\/a>
For No Reason, Here’s Apu<\/a>
Our Man Stan<\/a>
Check and Climate<\/a>
Take This Year And Shove It<\/a>
You Know What’s Funny?<\/a>
Mandy<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

2019<\/em>
The Gift of the MAGA<\/a>
Spite Club<\/a>
Retard Strength<\/a>
Dear F.A.G.S.<\/a>
Of Arms And The Man<\/a>
Requiem For Bitey<\/a>
“Doing Without”<\/a>
In Bad Shape<\/em>\u00a9<\/a>
Voltron<\/a><\/em>
F*ck Pride<\/a>
MAD All The Time<\/a>
I Don’t Trust You Not To Show Me Something F*cked Up<\/a>
A Date With El Duce<\/a>
The Constant Creator<\/a>
“The Brownstones”<\/a>
Get Off My Internet<\/a>
Ooh, That Smell<\/a>
Getting The Chair<\/a>
Your Suffering Pleases Me<\/a>
Snitches Get Stitches<\/a>
When The Shill Hits The Fan<\/a>
10 Steps To A Finished Page<\/a>
October Project<\/a>
The Bands I Useta Like<\/em> Halloween Spooktacular<\/a>
House Lights, Show’s Over<\/a>
Sitconned<\/a>
PTSDecade<\/a>
Call of the West<\/a><\/em>
All I Want For Christmas Is The Old You Back<\/a>
It’s A Shame About Rey<\/a>
Woke Zero<\/a>
Whose Year Is It Anyway?<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

2020<\/em>
PS I ♥ U<\/a>
The Individual Must Die<\/a>
Rap To Which I Do Listen<\/a>
Better To Burn Out<\/a>
Gone Viral<\/a>
The Crisis Fetishist<\/a>
I Need To F**k<\/a>
The First 48<\/a>
Father’s Dead<\/a>
Don’t F**k With These 5 Movies<\/a>
The Mask of Virtue<\/a>
The REGISt Foundation<\/a>
The Spice Must Go<\/a>
Meet Boner!<\/a>
Prince Variant, Seller of Collectibles<\/a>
When The Turkeys Get You Down<\/a>
Hindsight 2020<\/a>
It’s Not A Terrible Life<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

2021<\/em>
Boards of Canada<\/a>
Acceptance<\/a>
The Thirty-Year Niche<\/a>
Museless<\/a>
It Was Twenty Years Ago Today<\/a>
The Many Saints of Newark<\/a><\/em>
I Sees Sus Sauce<\/a>
The Cautionary Tales<\/a>
A Discouraging Word<\/a>
A Card From 2021<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

2022<\/em>
Matty Boy Anderson: 5 Fast Facts (Who Wants To Know?)<\/a>
Ralphie Boy<\/a>
Count To Fifty<\/a>
Movies I Hate<\/a>
The Remora of Tragedy<\/a>
It’s All So Tiresome<\/a>
On The Offensive<\/a>
Carry Stress In The Jaw<\/a>
The Super Mario Paradox<\/a>
Straight Talk<\/a>
Abort Yourself<\/a>
3-D House of Vax<\/a>
Too Rare To Die<\/a>
Year of the Grinch<\/a>
Of No Consequence<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

2023<\/em>
Happy New Year!<\/a>
Leave Those Kids Alone<\/a>
And All The Joy Within You Dies<\/a>
Tell Your Dumb Wife To Shut Up<\/a>
Serf and Terf<\/a>
“The Suck-Will”<\/a>
The Qotile Ultimatum<\/a><\/em>
Time Out<\/a>
I Feel Stupid And Contagious<\/a>
The Dirt, Scarcity, and the Emptiness<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

2024<\/em>
So What, Big Deal<\/a>
Death of the Cool<\/a>
All The World Will Be Your Enemy<\/a>
Out Of Print<\/a>
Racists Rock!<\/a>
A Critter’s Life<\/a>
Conscientious Objections<\/a>
No Force Required<\/a>
It’s Not You, It’s Me<\/a>
Savoring The Salt<\/a>
Instantaneous Disadvantages<\/a>
Shit Adds Up At The Bottom<\/a>
Guts & How To Hate Them<\/a>
Non Grata<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

2025<\/em>
One Better<\/a>
Sore Subjects<\/a>
A Broken Clock<\/a>
Prick<\/a><\/em>
Performative Existence<\/a>
Anything Goes<\/a>
Zilch Horizon<\/a>
Explanations for Myself<\/a>
The COVID Diaries<\/a>
Impeccable Taste<\/a>
Recipes For Resentment<\/a>
Order Sixty-Six<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

2026<\/em>
Value Attrition<\/a>
Apology Inc.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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