Vern, aka Vernal Squeequinox, is my Winter White dwarf hamster. You might have seen him in other articles here, or in my interminable Facebook posts. Maybe you’re not interested in another page about my emotional support hamster*, but I assure you, Vern only wants to share love. Like me, he takes his small fandom very seriously. (As seriously as a tiny ball of fluff can take anything.)
*If you’d like to lose an awful lot of blood, mention “that news item” in front of me. I will happily crush your windpipe and aerate your jugular vein. Happily.
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!